From: "John Winters" <735769@ican.net>
To: <baidarka@lists.intelenet.net>
Subject: Re: baidarka prehistoric voyages
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 1999 08:25:03 -0400
Wolf wrote:
>Apparently,
>archaeologists have now found enough skeletons that
>don't look like they walked across the supposed Bering
>land bridge from Siberia that they are coming up with
>a new story about how America was populated.
I am encouraged that archaeologists are now convinced that skeletons did
not walk across the land bridge to North America, The thought of thousands
of terminally anorexic Mongols invading the U.S.A. boggles the mind.
Imagine the frustration of the National Guard fending off such an attack.
What chance would a bullet have of hitting anything? Why they would pass
right through bouncing off bones like an ambulatory pinball machine. Not at
all like Kent State. Moreover, skeletons cannot easily be killed by any
other method. When was the last time an archaeologist dug up a well
preserved kidney or liver? Skeletons are the true universal soldier that
fights and can be dug up to fight again.
I am a bit disturbed, however that they have concluded from a few skeletons
that migration occurred from East to West. As Professor Inverbon has
clearly explained in numerous posts to mailing lists and newsgroups, the
Inuit discovered Europe (Ed note: See a digest of his posts at
http://home.ican.net/~735769/inverbon.htm ). Any Inuit bones reeking of
malt vinegar and fish were just explorers with a round trip ticket.
Unfortunately the Inuit, unlike the Brits, failed to name their
discoveries. Had they named Britain, for instance, Tuktotik, they could
have gotten credit and the Brits would be celebrating Nomosee Day instead
of Guy Fawkes Day or the Queen's Birthday or Charles' Kinky Sex Day. The
Brits, possessing maps (the Inuit had no need for such things keeping
everything in their heads) could name what they saw and confused naming a
thing with discovering a thing. Once again revealing the failure of British
Public School System and confirming that the Brits can fool themselves all
the time.
I will not take up any space discussing Inuit Crotch Dirigibles and Inuit
discoveries that Professor Inverbon's documents so well in his web page. In
the interests of putting forward all sides of a discussion I should point
out the Dr. Klohr suggests an Inuit Royalty that could have been carried
across the North in sedans by Cree slaves or even dragged in ornate
Komatiks. Klohr claims to have found one of the royal Komatiks decorated
with whale bone carvings and bearing the legend "Yamaha" on its sides. He
believes that the Komatik. made largely of an inferior grade of steel,
proves the Inuit entered the steel age completely bypassing the Bronze and
Iron ages and would have developed the rowing machine had they had greater
access to coal for their open hearth furnaces.
Cheers,
John Winters
Redwing Designs
Specialists in Human Powered Watercraft
http://home.ican.net/~735769/