Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1998 09:04:34 -0700 (PDT)
Message-Id: <199807261604.JAA29907@ns.intelenet.net>
To: baidarka@lists.intelenet.net
From: redcanoe@pangea.ca (Douglas Ingram)
Subject: Re: [baidarka] paddling
Did you hear about the enlightened hot dor vendor, who when asked for a "hot
dog with everything on it", promply put it face down on the ground and
called it an Australian Hot Dog (with everything on it).
>In response to my quasi-mystical babble about "hearing" the paddle, Douglas
>Ingram wrote:
>
>>Here! Here!!
>
>Very funny stuff, Douglas...very funny stuff! Reminds me of my favorite
>western Zen joke about the Enlightened Master who goes up to the hot dog
>cart and says, "Make me one with everything."
>
>To Elder Brother Douglas I say,
>Where? Where?
>He hits me with a paddle.
>
>Gene Smith
>
>
>
Douglas Ingram
Red River Canoe & Paddle
P.O. Box 78, GRP 4, RR 2
Lorette, Manitoba
Canada
ROA OYO
(204)878-2524
URL: www.wilds.mb.ca/redriver
e-mail: redcanoe@pangea.ca