Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1998 08:18:59 -0400
From: Chris Kohut <chriskayak@earthlink.net>
To: baidarka@lists.intelenet.net
Subject: Re: [baidarka] paddling
Say......did you hear about the Zen practitioner who walks up to a New York city
hot dog vendor......and says....."Hey, make me one with everything"? (They
don't get this one in JAW-juh), (but then again, I don't "get" boiled peanuts.)
Chris
Douglas Ingram wrote:
> Did you hear about the enlightened hot dor vendor, who when asked for a "hot
> dog with everything on it", promply put it face down on the ground and
> called it an Australian Hot Dog (with everything on it).
>
> >In response to my quasi-mystical babble about "hearing" the paddle, Douglas
> >Ingram wrote:
> >
> >>Here! Here!!
> >
> >Very funny stuff, Douglas...very funny stuff! Reminds me of my favorite
> >western Zen joke about the Enlightened Master who goes up to the hot dog
> >cart and says, "Make me one with everything."
> >
> >To Elder Brother Douglas I say,
> >Where? Where?
> >He hits me with a paddle.
> >
> >Gene Smith
> >
> >
> >
> Douglas Ingram
> Red River Canoe & Paddle
> P.O. Box 78, GRP 4, RR 2
> Lorette, Manitoba
> Canada
> ROA OYO
> (204)878-2524
> URL: www.wilds.mb.ca/redriver
> e-mail: redcanoe@pangea.ca